New Girl | one gifset per episode ➝ “Quick Hardening Caulk”
Steve is wearing Joan’s vintage Mets shirt because they’re bros like that
Nate: What we’re really asking here is: “How would I destroy myself?”
Parker: Yeah, and you can’t say booze.
Sterling: And here we have the most valuable piece in that collection gone missing, and my favourite art thief on the premises.
I have so many feelings about these two, mostly about them being mirrors of each other. I will go into detail about that in another post when I have time. It’s very simple, the level of narcissism they excude is equal to the amount of attraction they have for each other. That’s really what differentiates them from the Parker/Hardison romance, they thrive on sameness. Sophie is like the epitome of loving yourself before loving another—she knows she’s a catch (lbr she is), and Nate had to take a few bullets to get there (~that’s my girl). I find that Nate this season is finally able to accept himself and his lifestyle, we never see him drink alone, and his demeanor has drastically changed. There are a lot of parallels to conversations he’s had with Sophie in Season 1 that they’ve worked out—certainly the way he can jest about it with her, and a truly stunning display of flirtatious mind games and bantering (foreplay?) that seem to disturb Sterling to know end. They are deliberately written as arrogant, obsessive, conniving assholes who delight in people who are exactly like them. Leave it to Sophie to orchestrate (yup, she did, Jon Rogers even said so, that friends with bennies business was all part of Sophie’s devious plan, bless) her very own time-honoured burgeoning love story in a dramatically satisfying fashion. And the functioning alcoholic mastermind fell in love with the ex-art thief and unrepentant, inveterate, professional liar.
Who else would have tell-all memoir with an obnoxiously long title: Repressed insurance Cops Harassing Tragically Misunderstood Femme Fatales.
If I had more say in Scott’s life […] he would turn into a punker and get tattoos. I want him to start playing guitar. I think it would be cool. He can serenade Allison or whatever werewolf girls are in his life. Not that Allison is a werewolf girl! Or is she? (x)
And then I realized, OH MY GOD, THEY ARE PANTOMIMING THEIR INDIVIDUAL EVENTS.
(ROWING A BOAT?!)edit: NO WAIT, THE BOYS ARE THE WIND IN HER SAILS.
HOLY SHIT THESE GUYS ARE BRILLIANT SAKJHLJKFSHSF LOOOOVE.
Guys I emailed him and I got this back
oh my god
Girls on Film takes scenes between men in mainstream movies, and redoes them with female actors playing the parts.
Here they take on a scene from the recent Star Trek movie. Swapping the sex of the actors playing these roles is interesting because it highlights quite clearly the codes of masculinity and expected gender roles which go under the radar in the original.
I would watch this film so hard.
I-I need the rest of this film in my eyeballs.
Your Moment Of Unabashed Whimsy of the Day: Pixar’s Studio Ghibli-inspired 3D Zoetrope is a thing of beauty.
This. Is. Amazing.